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You: suck my cock for a cheeseburger?
Stranger: okay ;)
You: awesome
You: now turn around and start suckin
Stranger: im only 16 though
You: ill take u to mcdonalds but i wont have my pants since ill leave them on the floor so u gotta pay for it
You: fuck i care
You: jailbat ftw
You: jailbait*
Stranger: thats ok?
You: definatly
Stranger: thanks
You: asl?
You: well i know a
Stranger: 16 f usa
Stranger: you?
You: 78/dont know/ur house
Stranger: haha okay
Stranger: what do i do?
You: ur titties bounce yet? or not big enough?
Stranger: yeah they do
You: awesome
You: titties bouncing=awesometacular
Stranger: oh okay
You: so where in the usa?
Stranger: in texas
You: bet its getting hot over there
Stranger: yeah...i wear my bathing suit all the time cause its too hot!
You: *thumbs up*
Stranger:
Stranger: so what do i do?
You: alright pretend ur licking a popsickle
Stranger: okay
You: just dont bite the popsickle
You: or ill have to shoot you
Stranger: oh no! okay
Stranger: ill keep that in mind
You: u better
or that wouldnt be a pretty sight >
You: for u that is
Stranger: haha right
Stranger: well then what?
Stranger: ive never done anything like this before *blush*
You: well sucks that im your first
You: cuz i suck at this
Stranger: thats ok seems good to me
You: what ive noticed that the guy next door does when he leaves his window open on accident
You: he takes the girl
You: and straps her to the bed
You: then beats ur repeatedly
You: then starts cutting her all over
You: then brings out a chainsaw
You: and begins to tear things off
You: then starts eating pieces
You: once he gets bored
You: he starts chucking the chunks in a garbage bag
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats...scary
You: if ur on the receiving end that is
Stranger: well yeah..
You: otherwise u just smile with an insane laugh
You: and all is good
Stranger: so im confused at what were gonna do here?
You: u know i dont remember anymore
You: nudes always work
Stranger: should i take off my clothes?
You: if the definition of nude is still the same
Stranger: okay i will
Stranger: okay they are all off
You: awesome
You: that was quick
Stranger: i wasnt wearing much
You: got a camera?
Stranger: my webcam broke :/
You: :O
Stranger: is that a problem?
You: got any back up pictures?
Stranger: of what?
You: urself xD
Stranger: but...naked?
You: yep xD
Stranger: no i havent taken pics like that before..
Stranger: im really innocent... *blush*
You: lies!
You: just havent gotten there yet
Stranger:
You: u gotta get some nudes on ur comp for these situations
Stranger: oh okay
You: never know what situation u may come accros
Stranger: i see
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: what do we do now?
You: sorry had to feed the gimp
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: should i be doing something now?
You: sry back again
You: he started making alot of noise
You: had to beat him onconscious
Stranger: oh!
You: dont want the neighbors to know
You: they might do something stupid
You: like call the police
Stranger: wouldnt want that
You: nope wouldnt
You: would also reveal my whole drug cartel
Stranger: that would be bad!
Stranger: good thing you got it covered
You: yep
You: gotta clean the mess up after this tho
You: kinda beat him too hard
You: he shit himself
You: luckily i got this mexican janitor that cleans this stuff up for me
You: real cheap too
You: $10 a day
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: do you still want me to suck your dick?
You: course
You: gotta steal ur parents credit card and come to chicago
You: quick
Stranger: i dont think i can do that
You: sure u can
You: just take a baseball bat
You: while they are sleeping
You: bash them over the head
Stranger: but then my dad will spank me
You: not if hes bleeding from his head unconscious
You: only spanking is gonna be from me
Stranger: youre gonna spank me?
You: oh yes
Stranger: to boys like to do that?
Stranger: *do
You: definatly
Stranger: oh. why?
You: why is the sky blue?
Stranger: because it was made that way
Stranger: idk
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i guess i dont really get why boys would like that..?
You: no no you dont
You: u just let it happen
Stranger: but why do they like that?
You: why do you like a large piece of meat between ur legs
Stranger: ive never had a large piece of meat in between my legs before...
Stranger: *blush*
You: :O
You: well then
You: i have alot of experiences to show you
Stranger: like what?
You: like having a large piece of meat between ur legs
Stranger: does that feel good?
You: so im told
You: feels good on my end
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: so what do guys like to do to girls?
You: oh many things
You: gag... tie to the bed
You: beat senseless while you scream for mercy then skull fuck you
Stranger: skull fuck? what does that mean?
You: exactly what it sounds like
You: dick inserted into the skull many times
Stranger: like in a girls mouth?
You: sometimes
You: but thats usually after other orifices are used
Stranger: like where?
You: eye socket is one
Stranger: lol i cant pretend anymore. you are one fucked up mother fucker
Stranger: please go play in traffic
You: xD
You: ur not that great at acting like a 16 year old girl
Stranger: sorry
You: prob the longest convo ive had on here
Stranger: haha
Stranger: seriously though, youre fucked up
You: usually ends after "how many jews do u think i have in my shoe?"
You: thank you
Stranger: so how old are you really?
You: 20ish
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well im 18
Stranger: but yeah, youre fucked up
You: lol
Stranger: very disturbing
You: im glad i have enlightened you on the dark art of brutality
Stranger: i hope youre kidding
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: you are joking right?
You: bout which parts?
Stranger: all of it!!
You: bout the only part i lied about is the cheap janitor
You: fucker wants $20 a day
Stranger: lol you nasty mother fucker
Stranger: youre a fucking liar
You: ok... i accidentally killed the gimp :/
You: needed a good laugh
You: before i clean that mess up
You: fuckers heavy
Stranger: you are so fucked up
Stranger: lol
You: but you know
You: he wouldnt stop screaming
You: the i bashed him over the head with the lead pipe in the wrong direction
Stranger: i dont even know what the fuck a gimp is
You: and his neck snapped from the chain
Stranger: FUCKING LIAR!
Stranger: lololololol
You: gimp=A sex slave or submissive, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well that ill admit i did not know
You: always happy to teach
You: good things to learn in life
You: lots of pleasure
Stranger: fucked up
Stranger: i bet youre a virgin
You: lolz
You: you are arnt you?
Stranger: no im not
You: ur ass virginity doesnt count
Stranger: i will never ever take in the ass. im not a fucking whore
You: just a slut
Stranger: how the fuck would you know?
You: i know many things
Stranger: not really
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you sound like one stupid dumb asshole
Stranger: *dumbass
You: atleast i know what a gimp is xD
Stranger: well congratulations
You: so you want me to bleed you dry before or after i skull fuck you
Stranger: youre so disgusting!
You: what? how rude! it was a normal question
Stranger: what part of that sentence is fucking normal?!
You: what isnt?
Stranger: youre fucked up
You: hmmm i should prob pour some glass shards down your throat first
You: would quiet things down
You: cuz screaming would hurt seeing as the throat has to move to do that
Stranger: uh huh
Stranger: then what asshole?
You: prob nail you upside down by your knees
You: head would be at waist height
You: so i can skull fuck you easily
You: then
Stranger: mmhm
You: id prob jab at you with a razer for a while
You: watch you squirm
You: and if im bored early
Stranger: mm fun then what
You: just pour some aside on ur genitalia
You: acid
You: gah
Stranger: hot
Stranger: thenw hat
Stranger: *then what
You: well if im not bored
You: then ill continue
You: probably take a knife
You: and cut some nice deep wounds
You: and fuck them for a bit
You: ull probably bleed to death by then
Stranger: oh but it was so much fun
You: so ill feed you to the other gimp the one thats still alive
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: thats it?
You: well ur dead
You: and being eaten
You: cant do much
You: maybe keep your genitalia as a trophy
You: but ive got so many
You: its getting crowded
Stranger: oh im sure
Stranger: you definitely sound like girls would just be allll over you
You: oh they are
You: in a litteral sense
Stranger: seriously doubt it
You: look up literal then
You: might be something u dont know yet
Stranger: yes i know what literal means
Stranger: but youre a fucking jackass so i doubt anyone would ever let you even touch them
You: who says they have to let me?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: youre such an asshole!
You: you like that word alot dont ya?
You: maybe i should wire a car battery between ur asshole and ur dick
You: would be fun
You: give me some extra fun
Stranger: im not even a guy how the hell would i have a dick?
You: :O
You: lies
You: so you werent lieing about the sex
You: well wouldnt surprise me with the reactions then
Stranger: no a chick, not a virgin, not a whore
You: :O
You: lies
Stranger: if anyone is lying here bastard its you!
You: my parents were married when i was born
Stranger: so?
You: meaning im not a bastard
Stranger: oh you still are a bastard
You: explain how?
Stranger: youre just an all around asshole fucker
You: never knew bastard meant asshole fucker
You: althought
You: i do like some occasional anal
Stranger: are you gay or bi or straight?
You: straight i meant on the giving end
Stranger: yeah gotcha
You: well im gonna go
You: this conversation is getting boring
Stranger: fucker
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