LULZ!!!

This is the lulz thread. Post your lulz pictures, sayings, arguements and other shit in here so they can be read by all for the lulz. Just post all your lulz here!

well i found a site that you click the chat button and to connect to some random stranger around the world and you just talk to them. omegle.com

its pretty fun ti mess around with people

well i checked out that site and here is some lulz i got from a korean

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋ

Stranger: hi

You: how r u today

Stranger: good

Stranger: and you?

You: im doing fine

You: what country r u from?

Stranger: Korea

You: cool im from america

Stranger: oh

Stranger: really?

You: yeah

Stranger: My Friend living there

You: cool

You: which state?

Stranger: Mexico

You: new mexico or just mexico?

Stranger: new

Stranger: sorry^^

Stranger: hmm...

You: thats cool ive been to kew mexico once

Stranger: there so good.

You: cool

You: you kknow what my korean freind?

Stranger: No

Stranger: who is it?

You: i think im gonna make your day alot worse

You: there was a bombing in new mexico today

You: wiped out the whoe state

Stranger: bombing?

You: nuclear

Stranger: wow

You: yeah its quite sad

You: i had some family there

Stranger: I hope live in there

You: u want to live in new mexico? after the bombing?

Stranger: Yes

You: why?

Stranger: quite

Stranger: so

Stranger: i like there

You: brb

You: more news is on

You: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Stranger: ?

Stranger: haha

You: there was another bombing in michigan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stranger: funny

You: whats so funny about that?

You: we r getting bombed here!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

Stranger: easyeasy;;

You: most of my family lived in michigan and you think its funny they got bombed?!?!?!?!?!?

You: what the hell is wrong with u?


Stranger: No;;

Stranger: I just your

You: r u some sick fuck that masturbates to dead people?!?!?!?!?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: dead people?

Stranger: Oh my god

You: MY WHOLE FAMILY DIED AND UR SPRAYING UR COMPUTER SCREEN WITH JIZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You: DUDE U NEED SOME FUCKING HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stranger: Oh;; thats too bad sorry;;

You: U SICK FUCK!!!!!!11111

You: NECROPHILLIAC SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!


Stranger: you too

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LOL

Oh god, I seriously need to try this myself.

You: HELLO

You: SAY HI

Stranger: hi

You: Stranger is typing...

Stranger: 28/f/china, will disconnect?

You: Ooo

You: no

You: I love chinese women

You: hello??

You: Wanna meet up and make babies?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GIMMIE SEX NAO!
Stranger: hi
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this one i tried to make them sing songs with me.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: lets sing a song
Stranger: ok
You: goodbye stranger it's been nice
Stranger: goodbye
You: hope you find your paradise
You: tried to see your point of view
You: hope your dreams will all come true
You: sing with me
You: ok lets try something else
You: just a small town girl living in a lonely world. she took the midnight train going anywhere
Stranger: just a city boyyyyy
Stranger: born and raised south detroittttt
Stranger: he went to sleep right after he got out of worrrrrkkkkkkk
You: a singer in a smokey room!
Stranger: smell of wine and cheap perfume
You: for a smile they can share the night
Stranger: Oh shit shake that ass
Stranger: ma move it like a gypsy
Stranger: stop woah back it up
Stranger: and let me see yo hips swinggg
You: i want to make something clear to you
You: i dont practice santeria
You: i aint got not crystal ball
You: i had a million dollars well id spend it all
Stranger: on poop
You: if you think i'll sit around as time goes by
You: you're thinking like a fool in a case of do or die
You: out there is a fortune waiting to be had
You: you think i'll let it go your mad
You: you got another thing comin
Stranger: borrrrrrnnnnn
Stranger: born to be alive
You: you know what i believe
You: i believe in miracles
You: where you from?
You: you sexy thing you
Stranger: im bored
Stranger: i had fun
You: goodbye stranger its been nice
Stranger: but it's time we omegle other people
You: hope you find your paradise
You: tried to see your point of view
You: hope your dreams will all come true
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ㅗㅑ

You: hello

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hh

Stranger: hi

You: i dont get this thing

Stranger: Nationality?

You: didnt ur parents tell u not to talk to strangers?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: fuck u

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: nigger

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You: i hate u

Stranger: me too

Stranger: bye

You: ?

You: why?

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ok fuckers read this. o and spam this sick fuckers email.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hELLO

Stranger: I am male

You: i am femalw

You: female*

Stranger: m

Stranger: where are u

You: in america

Stranger: oh

You: u?

Stranger: far

You: o

Stranger: I am in Taiwan

You: ive had freinds that have been there

Stranger: so

Stranger: How old

Stranger: are u

You: im 14

You: u?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: I am 25

You: thats cool

Stranger: u are much cool

You: lol

Stranger: any newe there

Stranger: In america

Stranger: news

You: not really

Stranger: ya

You: just another bombing in new mexico

You: and one in michigan

Stranger: what bomb

Stranger: terrorist

Stranger: ?

You: yes

You: nuclear

Stranger: or H1N1

Stranger: do u get some Flu now?

You: there has been swine flu going around

Stranger: ya

You: h1n1 hasnt been around in years

Stranger: so u are in New York?

You: yes

Stranger: bingo

Stranger: cool

You: yep

Stranger: i have been there several years agol

Stranger: and u are a Libra?

Stranger: or Cancer

You: im a cancer

Stranger: oh,my goodness

Stranger: i can guess u right

You: yeah lol

Stranger: are u suprised

You: a little

Stranger: or it's just coincidence?

You: who knows

Stranger: Let me guess another thing

Stranger: ok?

You: k

Stranger: If I am right , give me some bonus

You: ok

Stranger: What bonus

You: umm.......

Stranger: ur kiss >?

Stranger: Ha Ha

You: ill send u some nude pics

Stranger: god

Stranger: no,

You: r u sure?

Stranger: u are a girl , not adult

Stranger: but I still want to have

Stranger: ha ah

You: i have a body like a adult

Stranger: sure

Stranger: ij

Stranger: ok

Stranger: let me guess

Stranger: U have 2 eyes

Stranger: and one nose

Stranger: am I right

You: lol yes

Stranger: so ......

Stranger: give me bonus

You: whats ur email?

Stranger: give u my E-mail

You: yes

Stranger: Circulation57@gmail.com

You: k

You: cool

You: just

You: a sec

You: i have to ask my mom first

Stranger: I am thinking , u are just kidding

Stranger: oh, no

Stranger: fire me

Stranger: forget it

You: the cops r at my door for some reason......

You: what is a pedifile?

Stranger: i dont know it

You: let me ask my mom

You: she will know

Stranger: ok, never send it to me, i am just kidding

Stranger: u good girl

You: r u sure?

Stranger: sure

You: im really horny

Stranger: I am feeling u r a liitle evil now

You: a little

Stranger: so

Stranger: may be i should ask the cops to

You: this is that girls mom here

Stranger: find ur mom

You: so u r asking my duaghter to send u nude pics?

Stranger: hello

You: u sick son of a bitch

You: im gonna call the fbi

Stranger: ok

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LAAAAAAAAWL

Shadow wins award for best conversation ever. xD

Stranger: 한국인없음?

You: STFU SAND NIGGER

Stranger: fuck off

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Stranger: hi ........ asl?

You: What?

Stranger: age sex location

You: over 9000, both, your attic

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This is probably the best one yet.

Stranger: hi

You: AJSHAKJFGBDUKASDFOSAJDBCAWKEJ BVCAIUSDGLASEGFWS (I'm surprised he didn't leave right here, but no, he's a persistent bastard.)

Stranger: you man or woman

You: guy

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You: dus u want buttsecks?
Stranger: dissconnect
Stranger: fuck your own gays, faggot

This is probably the best I'll ever get.

Stranger: hi~

You: HOLY COCKNOZZLES YOUR HI HAS A SLASHY THING AT THE END!!!

Stranger: MY NAME IS ASLXIZZZOR (but one x is silent) AND I AM THE LORD OF THE FLIES

You: FUCKING AWESOME

Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK R U LORD OT

Stranger: *OF

Stranger: huh

You: FUCKING BUTTSECKS

You: WANT SOME!?!?!

Stranger: ONLY IF UR A BUTTERFACE

You: WUT!?!?

Stranger: AIDS

You: IS THE POOL FILLED WITH IT!?!?

Stranger: I HAVE IT

Stranger: YOU MIGHT

You: SHIT

Stranger: I KNOW

Stranger: CAPS LOCK SPREADS IT

You: OH GOD

You: WHY!?!?!

You: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?

Stranger: CUZ JESUS DIED FOR OUR FUCKIN SINS

Stranger: ITS ALL IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN BIBLE MAN

You: IF IT WAS ME, I WOULDA BEEN LIKE FUCK YOUR SINS IM GOIN HOME

You: LOL

Stranger: IF IT WAS ME I WOULD BEEN LIKE "O LOOK LETS TURN MY HANDS INTO CHIPMUNK
LIGHTSABER CHAINSAWS AND ESCAPE AND RULE THE FUCKIN WORLD"

You: THIS CONVERSATION HAS TOO MUCH AWESOME IN IT

You: HOLY FUCKSHIT

Stranger: ABORT

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You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: wuts asl?
Stranger: age.sex.location
You: not sure
Stranger: ur not sure?
Stranger: are you a boy or girl
You: wud u like to meet up in real life we can get a coffee, then maybe i can *hump* you
Stranger: how old r u
You: 21
Stranger: i 1
Stranger: haha.. not 1
Stranger: im 17*
You: do you know what team you are batting for?
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: for what?
You: what im trying to ask is
You: ARE YOU HOMOSECKSUAL?
Stranger: NO@
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: and its homosexual
You: aww:(
Stranger: why are you?
You: very i like it right up the ARSE
Stranger: you dont even know if im a girl or boy
You: i do i have magic powerz
Stranger: what am i then?
You: well
You: i hear that ur a girl
You: would you like to grate some cheese?
Stranger: ima girl
Stranger: haha.. sure why not

You: weeeeeeeeeeee

Stranger: hello

Stranger: how are you

You: im fine would you like to meet up and perform some human sacrafices?

Stranger: what does that actually mean

You: that we will remove peoples hearts whilst they are still alive JUST LIKE IN INDIANNA JONEZ 2 OMFG!!!111

Stranger: haha

Stranger: sounds good plan

Stranger: but it will remain plan only

You: are you jewish?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i am a hindu

You: can you please be jewish?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i cant be what i am not

Stranger: i am a hindu

Stranger: are you a jew??

You: no

You: are you?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i said i am a hindu

Stranger: where are you from

Stranger: israel??

You: no im from metropolis

You: i work at the daily planet

Stranger: okay

Stranger: nice

You: wud u like to buttfuk?

Stranger: no

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Stranger: r u a gir;

Stranger: girl

You: i used to be

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plasma that last one was fucking awesome. i cant believe i didnt think of that. and lokis had some awesome ones to.

so that sick fuck that gave me his email i created another email address and sent him pics of goatse and some other nasty pics from ed(loki knows that page). i believe i have created the ultimate lulz.

proof that the rest of the world hates america.
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi, where are you from?

You: hello

You: america u?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this site is full of pedophiles. anyway i got another sick fucks email. spam that sick fucks email like hell.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hi, where are you from?

You: before i tell u can i ask u a question?

Stranger: ok

You: why does the rest of the world hate america? please give a honest response.

Stranger: i don´t know.....i like america

You: well im from america. where r u from?

Stranger: germany

Stranger: whats your name

You: brittany

You: y?

You: u?

Stranger: sascha and your age is?

You: 15

You: u?

Stranger: oh you´re very young, i´m 29

You: thats cool

Stranger: why

You: im not to sure..... whats it like in germany?

Stranger: can i ask you e personaly question

You: sure

Stranger: do you like big cock in the mouth?

You: sure

Stranger: realy

You: sure

Stranger: you wanna change pic´s with me?

You: sure

Stranger: email??

You: yours first

Stranger: sascha-heck@web.de

You: wait just a sec

Stranger: ok

You: do u want nude pics?

Stranger: want you too?

You: sure

Stranger: send me pics...i give you e very good answer

You: let me ask my mom first

Stranger: hahaha

You: she is at work so give me a sec

You: she said she is calling the police.

You: not sure why.....

Stranger: ok the email is a fale...hahah bxe

Stranger: b ye

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hi you!

Stranger: how's it going?

You: good. u?

Stranger: same

Stranger: so... what's up then?

Stranger: haha

You: im not sure. yesterday want to good. my sister got a sex change u see.

Stranger: a sex change?

You: so she isnt my sister anymore. she is my brother

Stranger: wtf is that?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i see!

Stranger: haha

Stranger: weird

Stranger: seriously?

You: and she decided to come home and rape me

You: it hurt so bad

Stranger: dude

Stranger: come on...

You: im not a dude

Stranger: no

You: well not anymore

Stranger: you're a freak

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