well since his death ive seen a huge surge of Micheal Jackson jokes some quite some just stupid...
post em up... most recent one i saw is this
Michael Jackson will not be buried or cremated; he will be recycled
into a shopping bag. That way he can remain white, plastic, and still
be a danger to the little boys.
or may favourite thing was in the diablo 2 forums:
oh and please dont call me disrespectful by saying this shit... it was alright when he was alive but now that hes dead its wrong? no...
post em up... most recent one i saw is this
Michael Jackson will not be buried or cremated; he will be recycled
into a shopping bag. That way he can remain white, plastic, and still
be a danger to the little boys.
or may favourite thing was in the diablo 2 forums:
Did he drop any uniques?
Unique... nope, but he dropped a Michael's Nose
Hint: Put it in cube with Baal's eye, Diablo's Horn and Meph's
brain and get a portal to NeverLand. There, go through all the Trolls
and kill Bashiok the Chaos Maker but beware! A legend said that he
deadly Stroke the Mythical Ladder. Once killed he will drop Hopes and
expectations but they aren't legit so they will soon poof...
+3 to all Boys and Boner skills.
i heard he died of food poisoning... they found 10 year old nuts in his mouth
Due to the fact that Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted into lego blocks so kids can play with him for a change.
Dropped 1 unique: White Mask.
What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both like to stick their meat in 12 year old buns!
Har har!
oh and please dont call me disrespectful by saying this shit... it was alright when he was alive but now that hes dead its wrong? no...
